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mirukaku:

one time this kid sneezed in class and i said “goodnight”

macintush:

"It’s pronounced like jif"

Yeah well I don’t gif a fuck

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communistbakery:

zinzulation:

urls are getting so fucking weird now… like what the fuck is a “communist bakery”

no idea… sounds like a really dumb blog

dominospizzadelivery:

"Hey can u check if that milk went bad?"

*opens fridge*

*milk has leather jacket on smoking a cigarette*

"It’s bad alright"

foxgrl:

miruinnuial:

foxgrl:

I wish none of you were sad

I wish there was peace and justice and wealth and happiness and good people around all of the planet

try and one up me again bitch

reginamas:

i just told my mom i died at birth and i’ve been a ghost this entire time just growing and manifesting into the daughter she’d lost

and she’s just like

well please go to the light because i am tired of your shit

eidak:

the sound of teenage girls laughing near you when you’re by yourself is literally the most terrifying thing a person can experience

phatticuss:

cumcream:

cumcream:

What did the cat say to the dog?

cats don’t talk

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